also, can I just say how super rad it is to be able to sit around like a lazy piece of shit all day. I don’t have school for another 11 days. so I have a hell of a lot of freedom. When I am only working, it’s seriously the best ever. No class, no homework, no tests to study for. fabulous
It’s been a while. But since it’s the
first second day of the new year, I guess I will just say that while last year was kinda shitty, it was also a really great year. There were ups and downs.
My goal for the year is to kick major ass in school. I want to be a super math nerd! I want to get into being a teacher. I feel more like a teacher than I have in the past, and I am just excited to finish school and get into my career.
Anyway, cheers to a whole new year, and a kick ass year at that!
The scale says ‘hey good job you lost weight!’
My pants, however, say ‘you’re still fat!’
It’s a yoga pants kind of day.
Fuck that. Fuck that right now. I’m going to tell the generation of so called men something right this second. It’s an amazing mystery of the universe. It’s how to never get friendzoned.
This is how you do it.
You come to the terms that the friendzone doesn’t exist and that the most important thing in the universe is not your dick.
My dad getting real defensive when some guy told him I friendzoned them (via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)
MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER
we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.
^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!
I reblog this every time I see it
Get IT DONE
So close guys. Please keep going
why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.